An armoured emu stands in the red Australian outback at sunset, facing an armoured Canada goose hissing from the snowy Canadian Rockies.

Coming this summer. Or winter. Depends where you live.

Cobremu

Undefeated since 1932.

A World of Warcraft guild raiding out of Perth, Western Australia and Alberta, Canada.

Join the flock
The legend begins

Chapter I

The Legend

Long ago, in the outback, there lived the emu.

In 1932, an army came for it with machine guns.

The army went home. The emu did not.

Far to the north lived the Canada goose. The cobra chicken.

Feared by joggers. Hated by golfers. Bothered by no one.

Two legends. Two hemispheres. One very bad attitude.

Half the guild is waking up. The other half hasn't gone to bed.

Together, they raid.

They are Cobremu.

Undefeated since 1932.

Chapter II

Meet Warchief Bazza

Part emu. Part Canada goose. Entirely unreasonable.

  1. 1932

    The Emu War

    Western Australia. The army rolls out machine guns. A young emu rolls out an attitude. He charges the guns head-on, comes home with a medal, and has never once explained it. Ask him and he just stares at you.

  2. The migration

    North, somehow

    Bored of winning, he sets off for Alberta. Emus can't fly. There's no record of him on any boat or plane, and Customs has nothing on file. Nobody knows how he got there, and it's best not to ask.

  3. Three days

    The Great Hiss-Off

    He meets the Canada geese. Nobody blinks for seventy-two hours. When it's over, the geese have left town, and Bazza has a goose's neck, a goose's voice, and no concept of personal space.

  4. Today

    Warchief of Cobremu

    He leads from the front. He has never lost a battle or read a tactics guide, and he always carries bread. He won't share it.

Three sketches of Bazza in a slouch hat, shoulder armour and an ammo bandolier with a 1932 medal: standing heroically, charging at full sprint, and posing smugly with one foot on a wrecked machine gun.
From the war sketchbook: the heroic stance, the charge (full sprint) and the victory pose (smug).

Chapter III

Two Realms, One Raid

Half the guild is living in tomorrow and the other half is still in yesterday. Bazza is in both somehow.

The Outback Realm

Perth

Western Australia · AWST

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-- hours

between the two realms

The Rockies Realm

Alberta

Canada · MST

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Next raid

--days
--hours
--mins
--secs

 

  • In Perth-
  • In Alberta-

Chapter IV

The Armoury

Official Cobremu gear. None of it exists yet, but all of it is legendary.

Home jersey, front and back: an ice-blue hockey-style jersey with outback red stripes, Bazza in a crest on the front, and BAZZA 32 with Undefeated Since 1932 on the back. Away jersey, front and back: an outback red hockey-style jersey with ice-blue stripes, Bazza in a crest on the front, and BAZZA 32 with Undefeated Since 1932 on the back.
Concept, coming soon

The #32 Bazza Jersey

Home kit: Rockies ice blue with outback red trim, for raids where Alberta hosts.

Number 32 for 1932, the year of the Emu War. Every jersey has the Australian outback on one shoulder and the Rockies on the other.

  • A charcoal T-shirt with a small hissing Bazza on the front and a large Cobremu crest with Undefeated Since 1932 on the back.
    Concept, coming soon

    The Field Tee

    Small Bazza on the front and the full war crest on the back, so people know what's coming before it gets there.

  • A red short-sleeved party shirt patterned with charging emu-geese, snowy pines, gum trees, bread rolls and machine guns.
    Concept, coming soon

    The Barbie Shirt

    Snowy pines, gum trees, bread rolls and a little light artillery. Suitable for a Perth BBQ or a Calgary patio, with tongs or without.

  • A folded pale-blue patterned dress shirt with a small embroidered Cobremu shield on the chest, beside a navy tie.
    Concept, coming soon

    The Boardroom Raider

    A crisp button-down with a discreet embroidered crest, for weddings, job interviews and explaining to HR why you need raid night off.

  • Bright blue boxer shorts with a Cobremu waistband, a pattern of Bazza heads, bread and 1932 medals, and Don't Make Eye Contact printed across the back.
    Concept, coming soon

    Don't Make Eye Contact

    Boxers with a warning on the back. It's good advice for meeting Bazza too.

  • A fluffy Bazza plush toy with angry red eyes, a slouch hat, a 1932 medal and a bandolier of bread rolls, shown from the front and the side.
    Concept, coming soon

    Pocket Warchief

    Soft, cuddly and quietly judging you, with a bandolier of plush bread rolls. Do not leave it alone with your lunch.

  • Two white mugs with ice-blue handles: one shows Warchief Bazza with Cobremu, the other reads Bring Bread or Bring Backup, Cobremu, Undefeated Since 1932.
    Concept, coming soon

    Bring Bread or Bring Backup

    A mug for raid-night coffee or tea, whichever timezone you're in. The motto is on the back.

Chapter V

Join the Flock

Cobremu is recruiting. We raid across two hemispheres with a 14 to 15-hour time gap, and there's at least one bread-related incident a week.

  • Every role welcome. Tanks get the first bread roll.
  • Any timezone that works. Night owls in Alberta and early birds in Perth both fit right in.
  • A sense of humour. Wipes happen, and Bazza doesn't acknowledge them.
  • Bread. We mentioned this.
Bring bread

Opens our Discord in a new tab. Bread is optional. (It's not optional.)